HOW WE MADE THE MOON

How We Made the Moon posterSci-Fi Comedy/Drama
Full length two-act
7-9 males, 4 female
(11-13 actors possible)

SYNOPSIS

A revisionist sci-fi tale of Earth’s moon, and two hearts, breaking to pieces.

1958 – The moon is revealed to be in danger of self-destructing and destroying Earth in the process. The U.S. and U.S.S.R. secretly join forces for “Project Moon 2,” to build a moon-shaped space station to replace the unstable satellite. American astronaut Iven “Kinch” Kincheloe and Russian scientist Tatyana Kuznetsova meet, fall in love, and ultimate separate when she leaves to live on Moon 2 without him.

2020 – The project is declassified and the current residents of Moon 2 travel to Earth. Kinch, now in his 90s, having lived for decades with guilt and anger over his actions, recounts the tale of saving Earth (in flashback) to a mysterious visitor.

SETTING

A rural home in the year 2020, a space station and research facility in 1958, all as imagined by 1950s science fiction films.

NOTES

All the characters in How We Made the Moon, with the exception of Col. Justine Blankenship and Gwen Edwards, are based on real people involved in some facet of the Space Race of the 50s, 60s and 70s. As this is a revisionist tale, I’ve used their names and certain aspects of their true histories while taking many, many liberties with their lives, including the years they were active in their respective programs. My goal was to find astronauts, cosmonauts, scientists and others who trained or desired to go into space, but never actually made the trip, and give them their dream of achieving space travel. Gwen Edwards was an actress with whom I worked on projects during my time at the Playwrights Lab at Hollins University, including the very first reading of this script in 2016. The character is actually based on botanist Siri Von Reis, but after Gwen passed away from cancer, I wanted to honor her by including her in the script. Now whenever How We Made the Moon is produced, Gwen will be back on stage, and in the stars, where she belongs.

As far as Project Moon 2, obviously the science doesn’t add up. But the charm of 1950s and 60s science fiction films is the conviction with which the participants treat the impossible, and I hope I’ve captured that with this script.

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GILLIGAN VARIATIONS

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A collection of ten plays inspired by a certain deserted island.
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Ten playwrights were given a task: write a short play inspired by the Gilligan’s Island opening theme song. Far from slavish adaptations featuring soon-to-be castaways on a three-hour tour, the resulting plays were filled with murder, existential crisis, gender-bending role reversal, absurdism and magic. These are THE GILLIGAN VARIATIONS.

The Island by Sean Abley
Gillian’s Isle by Liesl Ehmke
Jump Ship by Lydia Stewart
Lilli’s Lost at Sea by Jessica Burton
Sonia and Nancy by Caitlin McCommis
Search / Rescue by Kimberly Patterson
Five Steps to Murder Your Spouse by Meghan Reimers
Evacuate by Megan Wheelock
The Shadow of Gilligan’s Island by Sean Michael McCord
The Isle by Kyle Philip Jackola

 

CAMP KILLSPREE

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Comedy
60 minutes
11-15 males

A gay slasher parody live on stage!

1970: Deep in the forest at the Hard Log Men’s Resort a terrible murder takes place: The resort’s owner catches his lover in the arms of another man and cuts them to bits with a chainsaw. 1984: Twenty years later (you’re right, it doesn’t add up), Hard Log has been renovated into Camp Community, a summer camp for gay teenagers. As soon as the group of hot male counselors arrive to open the camp, the clothes come off, the sex and pot smoking begin… and so do the murders by a mysterious masked killer. Sexy and hilarious, CAMP KILLSPREE is the perfect late-night gay horror sex comedy for ballsy queer theater companies.

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HORRIBLE SHAKESPEARE: A MINI-MUSICAL

Horrible ShakespeareMusical
Short, 30 minutes
21 either

A student field trip to Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre in London takes a horrible turn, literally, in HORRIBLE SHAKESPEARE: A MINI-MUSICAL. In this 30-minute musical, a nameless tour guide leads the students into the sub-sub-sub basement of the theater, which houses the Horrible Productions of Shakespeare’s Plays Museum. Each exhibit magically transports the tour group into the world of a truly wretched production of some of Shakespeare’s most famous works.

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PRINCESS INCHWORM MEASURES THE OCEAN

Princess InchwormTheater for Young Audiences Comedy
Short, 45 minutes
3 females, 2 males, 4-6 either, 9-11 total cast, extras possible

In the Kingdom of the Overgrown Field, Princess Inchworm is keen to use her inch-by-inch measuring skills to find out just how large the ocean is. But her father, King Inchworm, wants her to give up her on her adventures and marry Prince Dandy Longlegs, from the Kingdom of the Dusty Old Barn. “You’re two months old! It’s time to get married and prepare to be the new Queen!” The princess is determined to show her father, and the rest of the world, that she doesn’t have to be married, and definitely doesn’t have to give up adventuring, to be a good queen. With bright, colorful characters and tons of audience participation, PRINCESS INCHWORM MEASURES THE OCEAN is the perfect play for young audiences (and their parents!) Click here to read an excerpt, order copies or license a production!

HORROR HIGH: THE MUSICAL!

Comedy
Running Time: 90 minutes
9 females, 8 males, 17 total cast, unlimited chorus

Book by Sean Abley
Lyrics by Sean Abley and Amy Seeley
Music by Ryan O’Connell

Based on one of our most popular comedies, HORROR HIGH: THE MUSICAL takes all of those horror film icons of long ago – Frankenstein, the Mummy, Creature from the Black Lagoon, etc. – and transforms them into high school teenagers in their senior year at Horror High School. Will Georgia the Zombie stop eating brains long enough to realize her Bigfoot boyfriend is unhappy on the football team? Will Blair the Witch be able to convince Victor Frankenstein that his monster isn’t just a bunch of used parts? Will Nosferata the Vegetarian Vampire and Larry the Wolf ever be able to convince their parents a “mixed” relationship is okay? And will Miss Medusa, the computer teacher, be able to keep her sunglasses on without turning the entire student body to stone? Sixteen classic monsters make up the faculty and student body of HORROR HIGH! Click to read a sample, listen to the music demo, order a copy or get the performance rights!

TWO-FACED: A TRAGEDY…SORT OF

Comedy
Short, 35 minutes
3 females, 4 males, 14 either, 21 total cast, plus Greek chorus (any size) and extras possible

Mary Whatsername isn’t popular or unpopular. She’s just invisible. Now it’s her senior year, and Mary is determined to make her mark on Generic High School in Your Town, USA. Through sheer force of will she manages to get on both the cheer squad and the mathletes team. But trouble is just around the corner when she’s expected to cheer on the mathletes at the state Demathalon. Using the conventions of Greek tragedy, TWO-FACED is the perfect comedy for schools looking for scripts with almost two dozen great roles for girls. The length is also perfect for festivals and conventions. Click here to read an excerpt, order copies or license a production!

REEFER MADNESS

Comedy
Full length two-act
6 females, 8 males
(11-30 actors possible: 5-10 females, 6-22 males)

Bill, Mary, Gwen, and Jimmy are all swell kids. They listen to their parents, do well in school, and help out around the community — that is, until they get caught up in the marijuana subculture. With “Mary Jane” filling their lungs, these kids resort to theft, prostitution, and murder to satisfy their cravings, which leads to suicide and death sentences. Is one puff really too much? A hilarious send-up of the 1936 exploitation film, now a cult classic. Click here to read a sample or order a copy!

BITCHES

Comedy
Full length two-act
12 males
(12-24 actors possible)

Bitches is a unique comedy in that all the roles are women … all played by men

As she enters her senior year, Sindee Sandstone rules Susan B. Anthony High School. So when newcomer Angelatina Vindechi takes her place on the cheerleading squad, relegating the queen bee to dreaded “alternate” status, Sindee vows revenge. Driven by her overbearing mother, Charlene, Sindee coerces her fellow cheerleader Carmelle into killing Angelatina. Local talk show host, Paula DeMarcato, catches wind of the scandal and descends upon Tubbville to cover the story with tragic (and by tragic, we mean hilarious) results.

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ATTACK OF THE KILLER B’s

Comedy
Long, one-act 60 minutes
5 females, 8 males, 4 either
15+ cast, more or less with doubling, very gender flexible

While visiting their mother’s grave in the cemetery, Glen and Barbara are attacked by the dead risen from the grave to feast upon the living. Glen is killed, but that doesn’t stop him from coming back as a zombie to rescue his sister and flee Night of the Living Dead come to life. From Reefer Madness to Glen or Glenda, from Friday the 13th to Nightmare on Elm Street, from Attack of the 50 Foot Woman to Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Barbara and Glen battle their way from one B-movie menace to the next. Will they survive?
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